Saturday, 13 January 2007

13 January - Rest day in Atar

ATAR - HOT AND SUNNY - AT LONG LAST
Even the Almighty needed a day of rest - and I bet he wasn't feeling hot and sweaty all the time...

Awoke this morning without the help of the alarm clock - at 8am... no need to move as we're not travelling today, so I had another 30 minutes before the need to water some desert forced me, blinking. into the bright sunshine... Not a breath of wind, warm, sunny... nice!

After dinner last night, I got back to the airfield at 12, to find a party in full swing... loads of the French staff, caterers, editors, security, medical - everyone, basically - swigging beer, wine, spirits, with loud music, under African starry skies...

Joined in for a beer or two, then flopped in my tent at 1, closing my eyes with Bob Marley wafting across the warm air... Bliss...

Today has started with a leisurely breakfast in the sunshine, with a very old friend, Allard Kalff, and his fellow Dutchies from RTL... lots of joking and reminiscences about the old days...

Now about to start my scripting for the first part of the weekly programme, which I'll voice this morning - the rest tomorrow - then get on with whatever it is that we're going to put into the 26-minute daily show... It'll be an artily-edited retelling of week 1, so I expect it to be good-looking but a nightmare to script...

Much as expected, the day was a blur... Started well enough, checking out the images Manu had for the Weekly programme, finalising the script, barring the last 4 minutes...

thought I'd have lunch - oh no, wait, it's 1.30 and I have to voice at 2.00 - in between times I need to finish the script...

So, no lunch, because as soon as the voice was finished at 3, it was time to focus on the daily highights...

Any thought of making a half-hour trip to the facilities for a shower and to answer the course of nature had to be put on hold, until night-time.

Much as expected, the programme came together VERY late.... VERY VERY late...

MAURITANIA - SPOT THE TREE

Sebastian and I were flat out, trying to keep up with everything, as the editors cut and pasted furiously... every one a work of art. But, like the Sistine Chapel, delivered late...

Somehow, we voiced the programme and managed to crash out some sort of basic script in 20 minutes... So everyone is happy... except anyone trying to commentate from the script, that is...

After the main programme was finished I went baqck into the Hercules and sat down with Manu, watched the final images, voiced them and typed them up... Script delivered BEFORE the programme was fed to the satellite... Hooray... everyone happy...

Gael's mobile won't be ringing... he won't be getting nasty emails and he, Christophe and I will be happy... and shattered...

So, on the menu for tonight is to venture down to the bivouac (which is obscured by a permanent dust cloud... remember Pig Pen in the Charlie Brown strips? Like him, only 10,000 times dustier...) and eat...

Mmmm, wonder what they'll be serving with the dust?

I'll try some pics and then clear off to attend to my ablutions...

Night all...

THE BIVOUAC - DUSTY, HUH?

Friday, 12 January 2007

12 January - Apparently, it's Friday... Really??

OUR TRANSPORT

Well...

...and this came as somewhat of a surprise...

it's Friday today. Which means 2 things... first, I am 2 days late starting my next week of malaria tablets... and, second... I don't know what the second thing is.

Woke up this morning after a good night's sleep, feeling great and wondered as I crawled out of my tent and wondered why I was the only one awake... Trudged over to our plane. still no-one. Dropped my bags and wandereed back in the dark to the catering plane, which has the movemenmt schedules on it... ah - departure an hour later today...

So, I helped with lots of loading, being alert, awake and cheerful. Had 2 coffees even before the flight and landed in Atar (oh boy, what a place) in a great mood. even the wind and dust couldn't damped my enthusiasm.

Then the day slowly hit the skids, the porogramme running away downhill just faster than I could chase it...

IN THE DINNER QUEUE

Anyway, Atar is even more fly-blown then yesterday (wherever in the hell THAT was, I forget now!) and full of armed people keeping us off everywhere, while allowing locals in to sell us cheap cigarettes, change money and who knows what else...

As the wind dropped, the dust just settled evenly and consistently on everything and the flies arrived. Super!

It's only about a mile past the bivouac to the toilet and shower cubicles, so everything has to be planned well in advance. But a Portuguese journalist said the water (in the showers - I hope... didn't think to ask) was so hot he burned his hand! It's in huge bladders on the ground, so the sun is obviously heating it well. Not that I'd know, as I have sat in my tent (big blue work-tent, not little red sleep-tent) all day, only moving to go into the hercules to be told that nothing's ready. They were still editing yesterday's footage at 5pm tonight for out 6.15 broadcast. Why???

"Because they can" seems to be the only answer I can come up with...

What else... well, it was extremely dusty in the bivouac last night, so I did indeed have some dinner with my dust. Tonight make last night look like the clearest night you ever saw, so it'll be double helpings of fesh fesh and some food under it. All the rece and service trucks are sure stirring it up. And now the wind's almost dropped.

I will come home white. Today it was mostly cloudy again. Maybe it will be sunny somewhere! Everyone relates how much it rained here two years ago. And we're here until we move again, on Sunday morning, so there's still a chance.

BIKERS CRASHED OUT AMID THE DINERS IN THE BIVOUAC

Tomorrow is the Rest Day, when the riders, especially, just die and try to recharge their batteries, as well as fix up the kit, so it might survive the next 7 days rush towards Dakar. We're half way through, as far as numbers of stages goes, but little over one-third of the distance has passed... A long way to go still.

Spent a few surreal minutes standing in the open air, calling home on a payphone. Not good news, as the doctors say that Leah is still not allowed to drive, though she is allowed to fly... so if a whispered deal to do the Bobsleigh World Championship in St Moritz comes off, we'll be off for a few days getting cold in the mountains...

Morgan and Sam are at great ages to have a few days skiing, even though I have never tried and Leah currently couldn't but even if we just get up and go in the cable cars to the pistes and loaf about, it'll be a real change. I couldn't believe it the first time I went and I bet they'd be blown away.

Morgan has spent several weekends recently riding friends' ponies and fell in love with one but this weekend Sam has 2 parties (oh, the social life of the under-5s) so they'll likely be at home and not on the road this time.

Well, now almost 11pm, very dark and dusty, so it's time to go and eat, they hit the hay. Or rock-strewn gravel, as it is...

Pictures won't post for some reason, so I'm giving up and I'll do them tomorrow.

I know you'll all be just thrilled...

ME - BEING AWAKE BUT NOT LOOKING IT

Hmm, so it did post yesterday, although it told me it didn't... ah well, that'll teach me to trust technology... here are the pics anyhow...

Hi to you all, especially Leah, Oscar, Morgan and Sam...

12 January - Apparently, it's Friday... Really??

Well...

and this came as somewhat of a surprise... it's Friday today. Which means 2 things... first, I am 2 days late starting my next week of malaria tablets... and, second... I don't know what the second thing is.

Woke up this morning after a good night's sleep, feeling great and wondered as I crawled out of my tent and wondered why I was the only one awake... Trudged over to our plane. still no-one. Dropped my bags and wandereed back in the dark to the catering plane, which has the movemenmt schedules on it... ah - departure an hour later today...

So, I helped with lots of loading, being alert, awake and cheerful. Had 2 coffees even before the flight and landed in Atar (oh boy, what a place) in a great mood. even the wind and dust couldn't damped my enthusiasm.

Then the day slowly hit the skids, the porogramme running away downhill just faster than I could chase it...

Anyway, Atar is even more fly-blown then yesterday (wherever in the hell THAT was, I forget now!) and full of armed people keeping us off everywhere, while allowing locals in to sell us cheap cigarettes, change money and who knows what else...

As the wind dropped, the dust just settled evenly and consistently on everything and the flies arrived. Super!

It's only about a mile past the bivouac to the toilet and shower cubicles, so everything has to be planned well in advance. But a Portuguese journalist said the water (in the showers - I hope... didn't think to ask) was so hot he burned his hand! It's in huge bladders on the ground, so the sun is obviously heating it well. Not that I'd know, as I have sat in my tent (big blue work-tent, not little red sleep-tent) all day, only moving to go into the hercules to be told that nothing's ready. They were still editing yesterday's footage at 5pm tonight for out 6.15 broadcast. Why???

"Because they can" seems to be the only answer I can come up with...

What else... well, it was extremely dusty in the bivouac last night, so I did indeed have some dinner with my dust. Tonight make last night look like the clearest night you ever saw, so it'll be double helpings of fesh fesh and some food under it. All the rece and service trucks are sure stirring it up. And now the wind's almost dropped.

I will come home white. Today it was mostly cloudy again. Maybe it will be sunny somewhere! Everyone relates how much it rained here two years ago. And we're here until we move again, on Sunday morning, so there's still a chance.

Tomorrow is the Rest Day, when the riders, especially, just die and try to recharge their batteries, as well as fix up the kit, so it might survive the next 7 days rush towards Dakar. We're half way through, as far as numbers of stages goes, but little over one-third of the distance has passed... A long way to go still.

Spent a few surreal minutes standing in the open air, calling home on a payphone. Not good news, as the doctors say that Leah is still not allowed to drive, though she is allowed to fly... so if a whispered deal to do the Bobsleigh World Championship in St Moritz comes off, we'll be off for a few days getting cold in the mountains...

Morgan and Sam are at great ages to have a few days skiing, even though I have never tried and Leah currently couldn't but even if we just get up and go in the cable cars to the pistes and loaf about, it'll be a real change. I couldn't believe it the first time I went and I bet they'd be blown away.

Morgan has spent several weekends recently riding friends' ponies and fell in love with one but this weekend Sam has 2 parties (oh, the social life of the under-5s) so they'll likely be at home and not on the road this time.

Well, now almost 11pm, very dark and dusty, so it's time to go and eat, they hit the hay. Or rock-strewn gravel, as it is...

Pictures won't post for some reason, so I'm giving up and I'll do them tomorrow.

I know you'll all be just thrilled...

Thursday, 11 January 2007

11 January - Mauritania - It's dusty, dusty... very, very dusty... it's very dusty

Mauritania - it's dusty alright

What a night!

After finishing the programme I went into the bivouac, to have dinner and then take a look around. Steak and mashed potatoes, with pepper sauce - for the first time all event, a meal Leah might just eat some of... Apart from breakfast, that is...

Caught up with the guys from Micron, who are putting on-board cameras in Robby Gordon's Hummer and posting loads of stuff on Robby's website and videos on YouTube - go and have a look, there's some great footage! Robby had been filmed during the day speeding along some extremely fast tracks, catching other cars and pushing them until they pulled over...

He'd been VERY quick, ideal Hummer territoru because a lot of the stage was flat fast and wide f***ing open, as NASCAR drivers love to say. But the race stewards took a bit of a dim view of his tactics and summoned him for a chat.

My German Eurosport colleague Sebastian asked him if they'd given him a "Yellow Card"

"Is that the one where they tell you, if you do it again, you're out?"

"That's right."

"Yeah - that's the one... they gave me a good slap on the wrist..."

Tried to find the guys from the Peterson / White Lightning team, who I know as a Porsche race team from ALMS days, Le Mans, Sebring etc. They've now won all big three endurance classics, Le Mans, Sebring and the Daytona 24 but I knew that Mike Peterson and Dale White had started in desert racing in the States.

Turns out they've won the Baja 500 and 1000 races, and they figured Dakar is their next big challenge. So they've got a buggy, painted exactly like their racing Porsches and are having a great run. They'd gone to bed but the French mechanics from SMG, whose buggy they've rented, were changing the gearbox, as the dust and wind blew up.

Ronn Bailey (of the monster Corvette-engined yellow buggy) had also turned in but the car is still going and I bet he had a hell of a time on the fast stage, as well...

Anyway, my little tent called, so I headed back.

Hercules flight desk - for Ness

After being woken up by the cold for the past couple of nights, when I went to bed it was good to be dressed in just t-shirt and joggers and to be feeling warm. Even the wind flapping the tent didn't worry me too much and I flaked out.

Woke up at 4am, with the tent blowing like billy-o but as there was me and two heavy bags inside, I figured it wasn't going anywhere and went back to sleep.

When the alarm went off, I turned on my light to find everything, including me, covered in an even brown layer. This is fesh fesh, sand as fine as flour, which blows into your tent (and everything else.) It was also howling a gale, so I got dressed, went through the packing-up rituals and crawled out of my tent.

To collapse the tent, you have to empty it. Of the only things now stopping it blowing away. So I hauled my bags out, standing on the windward edge, as it tried to lift me off with it. Then, somehow, I managed to fold it up and jam it into its bag, in howling wind, in record time.

Naturally, I had looked at my goggles the previous night, as I repacked my bag for the plane, and thought that the weather was so nice, there was no way I'd need them... so I had to squint a lot until we finally boarded the plane to Zouerat.

Which is very different from Tan Tan. Mauritania is not a rich country and it is a step down in comfort from Tan Tan but the people were very friendly, offering constantly to sell you 200 Marlboro and who knows what else...

Waiting in the hangar (liberal use of the term - corrugated open shed in which you could put a plane, if anyone had one) it transpired that the lad in his mid-20s, who was looking after them with his mother, had been to college in Leeds, spoke good English and had also lived in Paris for a couple of years, so he got on very well with the French guys too.

Zouerat is an iron-ore mining town, with all the glamour that description conveys - after Leeds it must seem like paradise!

Mmmmm attractive look

It's been blowing on and off all day, so again, everything is dusted nicely with fesh fesh and the goggles are now round my neck, ready for use, like Rommel. Only less distinctive-looking, I suspect. They're big and purple, for a start and I suspect the old Desert Fox would rather have been shot than be seen in something like these...

Anyway, today's stage was very long and very fast. Robby Gordon won it, by 17 seconds from Jean Louis Schlesser's buggy, after just under 400 timed kilometres.

Before they got to the start, they all had to drive/ride from Tan Tan, across the Morocco/Mauritania border and to the start... a mere 450km liaison. Half tarmac, half dirt road. Blowing a gale as the first riders left at 3.30, it soon turned from a dust storm - where they were forced to slow down to 40kmh, because visibility was so poor - into a rain storm, which flooded the road and turned the dirt into a quagmire. Everyone arrived at the start caked in mud. And I thought MY morning was a bad one...

We didn't arrive here until after 11am, after a long and very bumpy flight - like being in the back of a truck on a very bumpy road, except without the comforting thought that you were only a foot or two off the ground... The day started late and, of course, that meant that the editors were still changing the programme while I was on air... taking stuff out and adding the trucks, which hadn't even arrived as I started at 6.15 but were in by 6.40.

After more conversations this morning about the scripts and how I have to get them out within half an hour fo the end of the feed, we hit on a new plan. As I was voicing, Alessandro and Sebastian were in the plane and the moment I had finished a section, they were running through it on the computers, noting the timings of each section...

As a result, and under much pressure, we finished transmitting at 655 (after another couple of technical problems) and the script was completed (Truck sectgion written, all the changes in bikes and cars made) by 7.15.

But it took three of us to do it, so how just one is expected to do it, I don't know. We also spent half the day just focusing on the script. Now the Eurosport guys have gone to the bivouac, to find people to interview live for their evening show - so they're going to be really pooped and looking forward to another windy night's sleep...

I did speak to Gael, my boss, this morning and he admitted that because of the digital equipment they're using for the first time this year, the editors are making changes way after they used to, as they don't have to dump it from tape to tape, just make changes on a computer. The play-out is then also taken from a computer, so they can change any file, apart from the one we're actually using... so today, riders disappeared from the bikes and drivers from the cars section, to make room for a minute and a half of very late-arriving trucks. which is fine and I can commentate round that...

But writing it all down afterwards does take time.

Now we seem to have come up with a system to deal with it, I expect the editors will work even later.

Tomorrow, I also have to do the first half of the "weekly" - a round-up of the stages so far, which Manu the car editor has been putting together each day before the car pics arrive.

I imagine someone will want a script for that as well.

Oh joy!

Ah well, I'm going to put my goggles and head-scarf on now and off to eat some dust. Hope there's some food under it all...

More pictures posted on Photobucket (follow the link on the left) and trying to get some flaky videos on YouTube... I need a 10-year-old to talkl me through the technology, though...

10 January - Out of Morocco

Phone home... and you can!

What a difference a day makes...

After the freezing cold night in Er Rachidia, we dropped down out of the Atlas Mountains and close to the sea this morning in Tan Tan (Plage Blanche - white beach in English, although on the way in it became apparent that the beach goes about 50 miles inland!), with the change in altitude, a distinct change of temperature. Summer has arrived.

Not an African summer, more like a hot English day - sunny, just in the 70s probably, with no cloud... After days of fleeces, jackets and gloves, it was t-shirts and sunscreen.

There were even showers. Open-air concrete cubicles with a curtain in the doorway - good fun in the breeze - and not-quite freezing water... bracing but managed to get clean, straight after breakfast and visited the airport building to use the toilets. Working, after a fashion, and with a seat, door and everything...

When we arrived, I was astonished to see a huge line of motorhomes against the airport fence. I asked one of the old hands what they were doing here - surely there couldn't be that many wealthy Moroccans on their holidays in one place... in fact, it turns out it's a bunch of elderly, retired French and Germans, who spend their winter months pottering about Morocco in their motorhomes and evey time the rally comes to Tan Tan (last time was 3 years ago) they all congregate to watch the spectacle. There were almost 1000 of them, by all accounts and there certainly seemed to be more retired French holidaymakers than in any Normandy sea-side resort in summer - and that's saying something...

During the day, the breeze picked up a little and by the evening it was quite blowy... In fact, sleeping was disturbed by the whole tent continually flapping like it was about to take off, rather than the cold. It was warm enough to sleep in just a t-shirt and joggers, rather than the 4 layers of clothes for the previous night. Bliss!

Just for Sam, here's a picture of Daddy's tent, with Desert Rat Daddy inside...

10 January - Out of Morocco


What a difference a day makes...

After the freezing cold night in Er Rachidia, we dropped down out of the Atlas Mountains and close to the sea this morning in Tan Tan (Plage Blanche - white beach in English, although on the way in it became apparent that the beach goes about 50 miles inland!), with the change in altitude, a distinct change of temperature. Summer has arrived.

Not an African summer, more like a hot English day - sunny, just in the 70s probably, with no cloud... After days of fleeces, jackets and gloves, it was t-shirts and sunscreen.

There were even showers. Open-air concrete cubicles with a curtain in the doorway - good fun in the breeze - and not-quite freezing water... bracing but managed to get clean, straight after breakfast and visited the airport building to use the toilets. Working, after a fashion, and with a seat, door and everything...

When we arrived, I was astonished to see a huge line of motorhomes against the airport fence. I asked one of the old hands what they were doing here - surely there couldn't be that many wealthy Moroccans on their holidays in one place... in fact, it turns out it's a bunch of elderly, retired French and Germans, who spend their winter months pottering about Morocco in their motorhomes and evey time the rally comes to Tan Tan (last time was 3 years ago) they all congregate to watch the spectacle. There were almost 1000 of them, by all accounts and there certainly seemed to be more retired French holidaymakers than in any Normandy sea-side resort in summer - and that's saying something...

During the day, the breeze picked up a little and by the evening it was quite blowy... In fact, sleeping was disturbed by the whole tent continually flapping like it was about to take off, rather than the cold. It was warm enough to sleep in just a t-shirt and joggers, rather than the 4 layers of clothes for the previous night. Bliss!

Just for Sam, here's a picture of daddy's tent, with Desert Rat Daddy inside...

Wednesday, 10 January 2007

9 January – Moroccan mountains


It was cold last night in my little tent. Woken up by the cold several times, so it was almost a relief when the Hercules started its on-board power, to begin loading and the jet whine cut throught the icy dark.

Discovered that my sleeping bag is like being wrapped in clingfilm, it’s so tight… So I unzipped it and used it as a duvet, my thick self-inflating ground mat keeping the cold tarmac at bay nicely. That was money well spent, even though we only have three really cold nights in Morocco…

Still dark as we stood huddled waiting to get onto our plane for the trip to the next bivouac and the crew tried to jam tents and sleeping detritus for the 59 passengers into a tiny baggage compartment.

The flight was just over an hour and gave us another good view of the snow-topped Atlas mountains – unusually snowy, regulars reckoned. And with Ouarzazate being about 500m higher than Er Rachidia, it’d be colder overnight… Oh goody!

Landed and began the process of re-assembly. As we grabbed our tents and bags, then tried to find a spot on the ground without too many stones, the sun felt alittle warmer. Our clothes go in another plane, so we trekked across to find those, then assembled our little homes, like an army of snails, finding their shells.

Breakfast arrived at around 9, and I managed to find a spot in the sun to help the coffee warm me up. Learned from a very old friend, Dutchman Allard Kalff, that there were very good showers in the bivouac, so trekked over there with a group of guys and, sure enough, there was hot running water and proper toilets, with seats, water and everything! Most impressed!

Clean and refreshed, I treated myself to clean clothes as well. Trousers, t-shirt, pants, socks – the lot… still in the same boots, which have an aroma of their own now, but I felt a whole lot better and smelled nicer too.

Began the process of working on the programme again. Still haven’t quite got into a rhythm with this… Seem to spend most of the day waiting for the stage to finish, so we have some idea of who is where and what to feature, popping into the Hercules regularly to see the two editors, JP (bikes) and Manu (cars) only to be told they don’t have much yet, then 30 minutes before transmission, the programme is coming together and the longest two elements, the bike and car reports, are still changing, with new pictures arriving from the stages, plus interviews, all being crammed in at the last moment.

So far, I have managed to have something to say for all the parts of the show but there have been some surprises… yesterday a lengthy section of onboard, where a Belgian talked to his camera, explaining how the crash we’d just seen happened. I knew the crash was in but not the onboard… So I may not have accurately translated the whole piece… but it was probably close.

At the moment, I don’t really know who does what and I don’t have a real grip on the way life happens in the bivouac. I still need to ask somebody everything. Problem is, after Toby has done the job for 5 years, several ASO people have already told me that they forget that I know nothing and just assume I have everything I need.

One aspect I need to get sorted out is the script of the programme. Immediately I have finished voicing the transmission, someone wants a complete script to send to the broadcasters. I had to point out last night, that the trucks section was being edited as I was voicing the first half of the programme and I didn’t even know in advance what would be in it, so I could hardly have a script ready immediately afterwards. And, although the editors are telling me running orders, they don’t tell me how long they’re spending on each competitor. So I then have to sit down with a tape of the programme and put timings of the shots into my script. Which takes about an hour.

Everybody seems to think that the script should be done well in advance, even though the editing continues right up until – and during – my transmission time.

I’ll have to ask Toby how he managed that minor miracle…

Wandered into the competitors’ bivouac afterwards, which is where everyone eats and sleeps, as well as where the vehicles get serviced. It wasn't snowing, the camera's flash just picked up all the dust hanging in the air...

It was quite empty, as the bikes weren’t there. They were in a separate bivouac, where there were no service crews, trucks, nothing – not even spare tyres… they had to prepare their own bikes with whatever tools they carry. So if you had somehow managed to struggle out of the 405-kilometre stage with a flat tyre, you had the prospect of still having a flat tyre when you set off tomorrow morning, with 325-kilometres of timed stage (over two mountain passes on fast gravel roads, then descending onto the plain and meeting the first of the dunes, as you skirt the Algerian border) and then a further 280km of road (first half tarmac, second half unmade) before the safety and assistance of the bivouac.

Tragically, a biker died in a crash on today's stage. Elmer Symons was 29, a South African who lived in the States. He'd done the previous two Dakars with a service team to learn about it while he raised the money to compete himself and this year was his first time as a competitor... It seems he crashed in a high-speed section and a rider who had already stopped because he was first on the scene of another serious, but not fatal, crash was first to come across him. Rescue choppers arrived within 8 minutes of his emergency beacon being activated but apparently there was nothing that could be done. When the doctors arrived 2 minutes later they pronounced him dead. I imagine that the mood among the bikers last night was pretty sombre.

Had some food and then crashed out in the tent at about 11, wearing two fleeces and my coat, with some joggers over my combats. Still cold but slept until the Hercules alarm clock…

Remembered, just as I was about to get under the sleeping bag, that I needed to leave my clothes bag by a cargo plane… stumbled about in the dark looking for the correct plane, couldn’t find it, so dumped my bag with a pile of other bags by the Herc… Not the right pile but it will still get to Tan Tan… Hopefully…

The 2CV featured once more in tonight’s programme… but it'll be for the last time, as Georges Marques retired before the end of today's stage... 2 years ago he retired on Stage 5, this year he won't start it...

Monday, 8 January 2007

8 January - Bonjour and Salaam, Morocco


Pre-dawn starts are probably going to be the form for the rest of the event, so why not get up at 4.30 to leave Portugal?

Any number of reasons, really but as I needed to make the coach, leaving for the airport at 5.15, I had no option but to answer the call of the alarm and jump in my last hot shower for 2 weeks...

Making sure I enjoyed it as much as you can in the middle of the night, I packed up and we grabbed a quick coffee before heading to the airport.

Our flight was on some twin-engined turbo-prop, which I think we'll be on every day until Dakar. Very small, very cramped but not a bad flight at all... Lots of clouyd over Spain and the Med, cleared as we crossed over into Morocco, which was instantly recognisable, because everything was the same shade of brown! Hills, valleys, fields, houses, everything... Very different from Europe.

We landed outside a small town called Er Rachidia. The airport here was built by a rich arab who likes to go hunting nearby. Thing is, he always travels in 2 Jumbo jets (as you do!) and so it's a huge long runway, with a big parking apron... Airport facilities extend to a two-storey control tower - almost literally one-up, one-down - and an arrivals / departures building which has two rooms roughly the size of a small house and an office and desk for the customs official. If he turns up.

7 or 8 planes were already here, with the digital editing stations set up inside a Hercules and various other Soviet planes transporting food, catering equipment, all the computer network stuff, broadcasting gear, including huge satellite uplink dishes, generators to power it all and everyone's bags tents sleeping bags etc.

First job was to set up the tent, then get breakfast.

Spent my day running about trying to figure everything out. Like, where I could find somewhere to work. Who I could collar to get my computer logged onto the wireless network, so I have internet access. who is editing various parts of the programmes. What's going to be in the show. Where there is a toilet (the airport "terminal" in fact. Last day with flushing toilets (that had seats!) and loo-paper. Holes in ground will have to sufice from now on... All sorts of things that no-one thinks to tell me because they're so used to Toby (who did this for 5 years) and the fact that he knew what was what...

After being freezing at 9am when we arrived, by noon it was well up in the 70s, with very bright sunlight. We're quite high above sea-level here, surrounded by mountains (snow-capped, much to the vertans' surprise) but it was still shirt-sleeve weather. By about 4, the fleeces were backon and by 6, it was coats and (if I hadn't been typing) gloves weather. It was -12degC overnight here last year apparently and they reckon it'll be colder again... Like going skiing and then sleeping outdoors!! Nice. Having not even opened my sleeping bag, I hope it's warm! I shall be sleeping in all my clothes, just taking my boots off, I reckon...

So, anyway, after a huge panic to get everything in at least some sort of order by 6.15 (my deadline for the transmission) I went to the tent where I sit at a trestle table and voice the programme, to find that there was an audience of some 20-25 people watching the pictures. I haven't had that many people in the back of the booth before but - despite the crowd and some interesting moments when foreign interviews and unexpected pictures appeared with no warning - I busked through it. Anyone who speaks French will know I was just making it up for one long interview...

I was approached in the press tent this afternoon by a chap in round shades and a bandana. I thought he might have wanted to know where there was a rave but no, he was from the BBC and wanted information on where and when tomorrow's stage was. Not knowing where TODAY's stage was, never mind tomorrow's, I pointed him in the direction of media rep "Caro" and she produced a book with times and maps.

He'd said that they were here for 2 days to do some filming, so I thought they might be doing something on the rally, on location and covering it from home.

Imagine my surprise, the, when I saw him 20 minutes later with an equally laid-back cameraman doing his best whooshy MTV-type shots, panning round the planes and assorted chaos of the bivouac, with a sound man in tow... and two large blokes in biker jackets. I recognised them immediately - the Two Hairy Bikers! They're the Geordie and the toher one, who go round the world finding wierd and wonderful locations to cook local food their own way. Thai temples, Vietnamese villages, that sort of thing.

Looks like they'll be rustling up some couscous tomorrow as cars, bikes and trucks flash by. Hope they like the taste of dust!! And the cold... tomorrow's stage is WAY up in the Atlas Mountiains, with all the snow...

Right. It's already 8.30. I need to eat and the food is over in the main bivouac, where all the competitors and the huge number of mechanics all eat. So I need to get over there and scoff, before huddling and shivering until first light (or earlier) when we will, no doubt, be very relieved to pack up our posessions and get on the plane again to move on.

More tomorrow then...

Just a quick update, as I'm sure many of you didn't sleep well last night not knowing... Georges Marques and his fabulous 2CV are still in the rally! 172 on yesterday's stage (out of 173 - they weren't last and came in an hour before the last finisher) they lie 165th overall, out of 173 still running. Bravo!

The 4th stage, 450kms of rough, rocks tracks and the first small dunes, precedes a 178km drive to service, food and sleep. It's going to be a tough one but fingers crossed for the maddest car in the event...

Sunday, 7 January 2007

January 7 - Goodbye Portugal

Having arrived in Faro, on the Algarve after 11pm, after a long, very foggy coach trip, I joined the 40-strong check-in queue and headed to my room.

Apparently there was still somewhere open to eat – I flopped, too tired to care!

Immediately, of course, the alarm rang and it was breakfast time, before our 7.30 getaway – again on the coach, for Portimao, an hour or so away…

This time it was clear and sunny and the yummy mummy golfers were already up and about, so we were not alone. I imagine they’ll still be tucked up at 5.15 when we check out tomorrow.

Today’s venue was a municipal sports hall, half for the “meeja”, half for the telly. That half, behind a partition, had food at lunchtime! I opted for a spot on a table right beside a patio-heater, as it was again freezing.

By lunchtime, we were in shirt-sleeves (in my XL t-shirts that look like a Medium on me…) but now it’s 7pm and the fleeces and jackets are back on.

Today’s manic rush towards the 6.15pm deadline was a fraction more organised (on my side – the editors were in control all along, as before) and this time the uplink van was literally on the doorstep, so no panics in traffic jams.

Everything went on the bird (as we broadcasting pros say) as it should have and I only made a couple of factual errors and stumbled over a few words. Better than yesterday, itself better than the first day.

By the end of this I might actually sound OK !!!

Little else to relate, othe than an American competitor, Ronn Bailey from Las Vegas, crashed his Le Mans Corvette-engined buggy on the motorway near the Spanish border, swerving to avoid a very slow-moving local, who changed lanes without looking. Eye-witness reports from a petrol station, beside which it happened, reckon the buggy rolled 5 times.

These things are phenomally strong – Ronn told me that 47 days before the start, he’d crashed the cart over a 70-foot cliff, it had caught fire on the way down and basically destryoed the bodywork in the fire. His team rebuilt the car around the same frame, fitted all new engine, transmission, suspension etcetera and came to the Dakar.

This is what it looked like on Thursday, with a Phoenix logo proudly applied by the mechanics. The Phoenix, of course, famously rises from the ashes, stronger than before. His real problem now isn’t that the car won’t be drivable but that the only bodywork they have has been largely destroyed. Latest news is that after 2 hours working on the machine, he and his co-driver (both thankfully unharmed, as was the dullard who triggered the whole accident) have headed off for Malaga, to take the boat for Morocco.

Such is the Dakar.

As Ari Vatanen also found, drowning out his VW in a river! Almost out of the Dakar because of something they won’t encounter again – water!

We’re all trying to clear out now and get an early night, as we fly to Africa at 6am.

I have managed to post all my photos so far… here’s the link: http://photobucket.com/
Username: dakar2007
Password: dakar2007

Enjoy!

Saturday, 6 January 2007

6 January - Et voila... c'est parti

The first day of the Dakar has finally arrived, with another pre-dawn start, in the icy fog of Lisbon.

Huge crowds nonetheless, none of which I’ve seen, except on tape, as we moved out of our hotel at 7.30 this morning and headed towards the end of the first stage, near Portimao on the Algarve.

No golf for me though, as our destination was a converted winery (Adega) which has been (almost) transformed into some nice office spaces.

One was designated as the press Office, with plastic tables and chairs on the bare concrete floor. Next door was the TV edit room. More plastic tables and chairs and here, a dozen editing stations, busily putting together pictures not only for the World Feed 26-minute programme but also for reports for many other stations, ranging from France Television to Al Jazeera, via North and South America, Japan, China and all points west. Some journos are actually voicing their pieces into the editing machines as well...

Now that the first day of action is upon us, Eurosport’s first-time on this event, called Sebastian, and I have almost worked out a working pattern, whereby I organise and write much of the script, which serves both for the World Feed programme and all the stationjs that take it, and also for Eurosport’s own programme, which contains the same images but will also have live additions from the desert. Sebastian, meanwhile is at the end of the stage, getting interviews with Alessandro – another Eurosport staffer but now on his 4th Dakar and, like me, working for ASO – collars more likely faces with another camera.

Between the two of them and Adelaide, the producer from Eurosport, we hash out the interviews, and they keep me up to speed with the running order, what is in, what pictures we will see and so on.

That’s the theory, in any case and it seemed to work tonight.

At 5.45 I was handed a tape, jumped in a waiting van and drove through the crowds to the end of the stage. Then we hiked a mile or so into the stage, through the soft sand, to a clearing where the uplink truck was parked.

A white-van-man’s dream, with a huge satellite dish on the roof, tapes played from here are beamed straight up at a satellite and from there re-dirceted acround the world. Either that, or there’s a long piece of string and some cocoa tins that I couldn’t see in the dark!

I voiced the programme, sitting in front of a 4-inch monitor in the van, with the generator roaring underneath us. Amazingly, the microphone seemed only to pick up my voice and not the genny, nor the sliding door beside me opening in mid-flow, as the second half of the programme was delivered!

I had not seen the images of the trucks section and the running order of who I might see varied from the phonecall I had detailing it to the tape with it on. Substantially. Still, I fill holes for a living and hopefully not too many noses were put out of joint.

All in all, it passed off OK. Words and pictures left within minutes of the scheduled time and, all over the world, the blue glow in the corner of the living room will tell the story of the Dakar, Day 1.

And they were great pictures, as well. The stage might not have had the majesty and vrutality of Morocco, Mauritania or Senegal but it was heaving with fans and looked a real challenge.

Almost everyone made it through… At the present time, just 2 bikes seem to be hors de combat (but are expected to restart tomorrow) and, though his support truck towing him out of the stage decided to turn around on top of me in the dark, Kenjiro (Mad Dog) Shinozuka’s Nissan also seems to be in the event, if by the skin of its teeth. After all the time he’s lost, though, will it even be worth boarding the boat in Malaga tomorrow night – assuming whatever is wrong with his Pathfinder is fixable. Not a great start to his 22nd Dakar.

But at least he didn’t kill me!

So, now it’s 8pm, pitch black, and the sounds of packing-up equipment fill the cold air as the whole operation bugs out for destinations unknown (to me at least…)

Sebastian is just putting the timecodes on the script and then it’ll go out to those who need it and our job is done.

We’ll board our coach and fall out somewhere hopefully hotel-like at some stage later, looking tired and hungry.
So, for tonight, it’s goodnight.

Oh, you thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you?

As if…

The 2CV made it through the stage. It’s 150th in the cars, with Miki Bisaion’s works Fiat PanDakar under 3 minutes ahead in 148th and Bruno Saby, in the other teeny in the event, the second PanDakar, in 158th, more than 25 minutes further back…

The Super Snail rolls on to day 2…

Friday, 5 January 2007

January 5 - Hurry up and wait...


Or in fact, the other way round... after all the waiting, finally a hectic day, spent almost entirely within the confines of the Press Office, making the first of our programmes.

So, here's the way this works... In the 26-minute programme we took a look at the Car, Bike and truck categories, with interviews from the major players, plus some quirky little stories (yes, the 2CV made it - the French editors loved it too...)

Trouble is, not all the interesting people went through on Wednesday and Thursday. We were schedlued to voice the programme at 4pm today, with interviews still to be done after lunch... In the end, it all happened at about 5.30

Writing my script with numerous interviews hurriedly translated by the multi-lingual Alessandro (normally from Eurosport but here, like me, an ASO bod...) took all afternoon.

Sadly, that meant that today's visit from friend, local resident and Le Mans racer Bobby Verdon-Roe was only briefly in my schedule. We spent an enjoyable hour or so checking out the cars, bikes and everything in Scrutineering. Even for a racer used to the long process buuilding up to Le Mans, he was surprised by the sheer scale of it all - as I have been, just seeing it all grinding into place.

He was most impressed to learn that a full Dakar assault in a British-built Bowler (Land Rover-based but highly modified devices with V8 power) could be done for around £150,000. That probably makes a Le Mans Series campaign look like chicken feed, for the kind of mileage even F1 drivers don't rack up in an ENTIRE SEASON !

Even as we were mulling all that over, he received a text from another pal, Jamie Campbell-Walker, asking him what hews he had... At that stage I had to take my leave - but I'd love to think that something might yet ferment between the two former Lister drivers...

BVR and JCW in a Bowler for 2008? Great fun. After all, their long-time partner-in-crime Tom Coronel is palnning to enter next year, sharing with partner Paulien Zwart. Tom's twin brother Tim (the good-looking one, apparently) is here this time, in a Bowler run by a Dutch team, driving with his girlfriend Gaby Uljee...

After arriving back at base at 10pm last night, we stumbled into the hotel restaurant and partook of their supper buffet (again, majoring on the fishy-wishies) and then a pleasant surprise. TV director Christophe had arrived from Paris in the morning and he told the two editors and myself that we didn't have to leave until 9am. Result! More precious sleep...

Tonight we're beginning the Dakar experience proper though... checking out and packing everything, ready for a 7.30 getaway, as the first pictures from the opening stage will begin arriving in our temporary office (wherever it may be - someone will know, I'm not even asking) at around 11am... and then the madness begins.

Today's leisurely run-in turned into a last-minute panic as they were adding stuff with one hand while cutting out bits with the other... In the end, I saw most of the images for the first time as I voiced it. having not spoken into a microphone since December 22nd, I was a little rusty and couldn't speak. My Dakar teeth obviously don't fit properly yet...

Hopefully, tomorrow, though similar, will be slightly less fretful, as there will be something to talk about, in terms of a day's stage result, positions etc, instead of all the background I've had to try and dredge up for today's show.

Hopefully...

Haven't taken any pics today, but here's something from Lisbon to tide you all over.

More tomorrow - if there's time / internet (who knows on either count?)

And again, thanks for all the good wishes and support.

Thursday, 4 January 2007

January 4 - Now let's get a few things straight...

Sorry about this - but those of you who have taken some perverse glee in the thought of me punishing myself by actually COMPETING in the Dakar are in for some disappointment...

No, the Morris Minor is not entered...

No, I am not driving, riding or navigating...

I am just poncing about, as usual, pretending to be a journo.

In fact, I am working with the organisers, voicing their daily 26-minute highlights programme, featuring all the day's action, interviews etc. And hopefully some insight from your's truly.

Luckily for most of you, Eurosport are likely to re-voice the shows, as they have their own Live broadcast each evening and for those of you tuning in to OLN, they too will probably revoice the whole thing.

You'll just have to take it on trust that I am actually going to be in Africa slumming it and not sunning myself on the Algarve / Mustique / Mauritius, as would be normal at this time of year (obviously! us TV guys get paid a FORTUNE!!)

That's it for now...

more later



So, the day again started early, for a 7.30 departure. Very foggy this morning, but it had mostly burned off by about 10.30. Again the tech check process seemed to get underway very slowly, in fact there were still a few from yesterday being done first thing this morning, as they were not seen before closing time (10pm) last night.

Brought myself more up to speed on some major faces, as the Mitsubishi and VW teams, who are likely to battle it out this year for victory, were both going through today. Mitsubishi's red armada (not shown left - that's an Audi TT, as any fool can see... space-frame underneath and Porsche-powered... the Dutch seem to have a lot to answer for!!!) arrived in the am, along with seemingly every other Mitsu in the entire event (I guess if you're going to see a few Pajeros, you might as well see them all, rather than chop and change every hour or so!) Many many support vehicles as well, all impeccably prepped, as you'd expect from a team with 25 years' experience of the event and the system.

VW looked no less professional and in their third full year, seem confident that they have everything in place to win.

But, as Ari Vatanen reminded us when we talked to him this evening, on the Dakar, as in life there are only surprises. Some good. some not. You never know what is around the next corner or over the next dune.

Surprising sense from an MEP!! If only a few more of our elected representatives made as much sense and were as much fun to talk to... Always was a hero and hasn't changed.

I find that being introduced as "The New Toby" (my friend and Eurosport colleague Toby Moody - the English voice of MotoGP - did the job for five years before me and put me up for this adventure) certainly helps people slot me into place in the scheme of things. And Tobe, lots of folks have asked to be remembered to you... They all tell me, when they become aware it's my first Dakar, that I will never forget it, it will never leave me.

The nearest I can come to understanding that is my enduring love of Le Mans. Once bitten, as they say...

And if my wife Leah reads that, I'm SO dead... of course, I really mean my enduring love for her and my kids...

Think that helped?

Me neither...

But they DID come along after Le Mans... I mean longest love... should I stop digging, do you think?

It's night-time now and I will finish this before going to have the luxury of watching the firat half of my first programme. It goes out tomorrow night, as a preview and this is the only time that I will see anything in advance, or record my voice before it's broadcast.

Luxury indeed.

But it does bring the start of the event another step closer.

I can't wait to get underway. When I see the first car blast away from the start, I will be happier...

Then, to quote VW's Mark Miller (Hi again, Toby) "I can't wait to be standing on that podiun in Dakar..."

I may not get to step up myself, but it'll certainly be the climax of a huge adventure.

Hopefully, I can take you along for a taste of the ride as well...

Oh, and by the way... thanks for the comments. From some unexpectedly far-flung areas... looks like the email network has been busy spreading the word! I appreciate the feedback already... in a week's time it'll be even more welcome. But don't save it till then!

Night all...

January 3 - Long days in Lisbon


Day two of my first Dakar.

Long.

Very. Long.

Alarm went off at 6.50. Showered and met a bunch of ASO guys at breakfast. Out of the door at 7.30 and in scrutineering by 8am.

Large car-park with at first a few bikes and cars, then more and more, with trucks added in too. Speed of vehicles passing through the technical check tents had all the hallmarks of glacial flow. No matter how hard you studied it and how long you left the tents to return to the Press Office, there seemed no noticable change.

However, eventually, it seems, everythign warmed up a little and things started to move. Part of today’s job was a decent number of support and service vehicles. These, by their nature, are not competition vehicles and have often not appeared either on the Dakar or any other event and so they often need more modification than competitor’s equipment.

All competing vehicles are fitted with GPS, IriTrack (GPS-based tracking system) and Sentinel (a system that allows cars/trucks to alert bikes to their presence behind them) by separate teams before they even get into the scrutineering sheds and such was the backlog, the Safety teams had everyone done long before the competitors were called into the tech tents.

There seemed to be about a 3-hour wait in the car park after your alloted time before you were called forward. Just as well it wasn’t in Wales! Warm and sunny weather made the wait less painful than it might have been. Luckily the forecast is set fair for the week.

Among today’s stars were former WRC greats Markku Alen (his Isuzu prototype pick-up bearing the legend “Maximum Attack since 1971” and double-World Champion Miki Biasion. Miki, like Markku, spent his glory years as part of the Fiat group (Markku with Fiat then Lancia, Miki in the GpA Deltas) and the amiable Italian is still in the fold. After competing in (Fiat-owned) Iveco trucks, he now finds himself peering down the telescope the other way, in a Panda 4x4! He shares (as ever) with Tiziano Siviero, the other team car (dubbed the Pandakar) driven by another rally legend, Bruno Saby.

But attracting the largest crowd was a Citroen.

No, the team that has dominated the WRC for the past 2 years has not returned to the desert, where it won with 205T16 and 405T16 models a generation ago (though don’t put it that way to Ari Vatanen – who won in them and is still here after all these years.) Rather, a small group of French loonies (who else?) have entered a 2CV.

Yes, a 2CV.

That’s right. One of those funny little cars with the fabric roof and the umbrella-handle gear lever.

After an attempt in 2004 failed around the halfway mark, the crew has spent 2 years building a new, purpose-made, space-frame-chassis 2CV. It’s a proper 4x4, as well. Sort of. It boasts an engine and transmisssion at either end!

Fully 300kg lighter than its steel-monocoque predecessor, the 2007 car now puts out a whopping (in 2CV terms – everything is relative) 30 bhp from EACH of its air-cooled twins. Capacity has been upped from 602cc to a massive 652cc but the 2CV ethos remains the focus and both (original) gearboxes feature toughened 2CV internals.

“We wanted to remain true to the concept of the 2CV,” grinned architect of the project, driver (and barking madman) Georges Marques. The team’s website – http://www.2cvclub.com - details every stage of the build. As a temple of devotion to insanity, it has few peers!

Makes Maidenhead to Monaco in 2CVs look relatively straightforward. So, that’s me and Hindhaugh entered for that, then!

And the best part of the whole deal is that the 2CV sailed through Tech and is in the event. Renault 4s on the RAC Rally and Safari have nothing on these guys! Expect news of them all through the event.

Apart from Froggy craziness, the day just went on and on.

And on.

Working late in the Press Office, I managed to cadge a lift home with some ASO folks at 8.30pm. Arrived back in the hotel at 9, then tagged onto another group going out to dinner at 9.30. Now 11.30 and heading to bed feeling dog-tired after doing largely not very much, other than wait for the day to eventually end.

Hopefully, more top names to meet tomorrow.

Tuesday, 2 January 2007

January 2 - The Leamington-Lisbon Rally


Jumped as the alarm went off at 6 this morning, rolling sleepily out of bed and into the shower.

Washed and dressed in all my Dakar gear, went to kiss Leah goodbye for three weeks, our longest seperation ever, barring three weeks in Dakar with John Hindhaugh, before we were even properly an item. (Leah and I, not Hindhaugh and I - we've been an item for YEARS!) On balance, probably NOT waking up Sam (4) to kiss him goodbye was the better choice, even though I told him I would kiss him before I went. No tears, and the taxi on time out in the cold and dark.

Birmingham airport shops yielded a neat little Canon Ixus, so hopefully I will be able to take LOADS of pics, to accompany these missives. None today, as the empty interior of an anonymous press office in a conference centre in Lisbon is hardly the stuff Man Ray would have made something out of.

Flight to Paree passed off without problem, as did the transfer to Lisbon flight. Fellow ASO bods easy to spot, a large clump of folks in grey jackets and/or teal sweatshirts, so I said hello to a couple of faces I know from Eurosport and Le Mans, while we waited to board.

Departure delayed by 30 mins (it was Paris, after all!) and bags took an hour (literally) to arrive after landing in Lisbon. Coach with the other guys to the Cultural Centre of Belem (title, not description), where the Press Office is located, then more hanging around. Dinner at our hotel is booked for 9pm, it's currently 8.15 and no sign of any of the car-driving members getting ready to go.

Encumbered by 100-litre bag of gubbins for Africa (bed, clothes, etc) as well as jumbo back-pack for Europe and office backpack, I have plenty to carry... ah, we're leaving right now, apparently...

That paragraph was written three hours ago, in which time, we've found our hotel in Lisbon (and no scrotty 2-star Euro-dump, thank you very much - this is a very swanky 4 - at the very least ane more likely 5 - star place, with very nice rooms) and mustered for dinner - also very nice.

Too many subjunctive clauses there.

Anyhoo, dinner was very nice and I got to more firmly fix some important names to faces. Most of the gist might have been partly lost on me but it was essentially a briefing for the 4 camera guys who'll be stationed in the bivouac (as opposed to the guys out in the helis or trucks on the course) dividing up the teams and national TV responsibilities.... "Franck, you're TV Poland, Kamaz and the Slovenians..." and so forth.

Food excellent (fish! yummy!) and everyone was relaxed and looking forward to it all. Including me. Now I'm here, most of my nerves have dissipated and I'm just doing what I normally do: i.e. trying not to f*ck it all up!

Unusually, this time, however, I am following people around like Mary's Little Lamb, in the hope that if I have at least one reasonably important teal sweatshirt in sight, I can't be too far away from where I'm supposed to be.

Not much of a plan, I'll admit... but all I have right now - and it did get me fed and watered!

Now fast approaching midnight (real English time as well, not your poncy CET) so I need to get to sleep. The plan is to be in the foyer at 0720, wheels up at 0730, for 0800 start to Verifs technics (Scrutineering to you and me.) However, I have been offered the easier option of coming in on a shuttle at maybe 9am.

Like the trooper I am, I think I will join the others at 7.30. It'll mean a much longer day but on Day 1 proper, I'd like to at least show willing...

So off to bed for me...

Sleep well boys and girls.

Monday, 1 January 2007

New Year's Day 2007



Final day at home, before setting off on my first Dakar.

The kitchen, which has spent the past few days awash in the many and various items deemed necessary for a three-week trip into the unknown, now looks like its former self, complete with the smell of chicken dippers and chips, as the kids eat their tea, in front of the TV.

Sam has spent much of the afternoon watching the 2006 event DVD - homework I should have been doing. Maybe I can call him when I need some information about last year and ask...

Morgan has been in her room with Megan - watching DVDs and dressing up in ever-more Spice Girls-style outfits.

After a cold trip to the park, partly to break up the packing, partly for some fresh air, we're back in the warmth and light as the English winter closes in... dark and cold.

Still largely unaware of really what to expect. Rationally, it's nothing work-wise that I can't handle and haven't done before... 26-minute live programmes are our stock-in-trade at Eurosport. And yet.

It's perhaps the unknown element that is worrying me most. Having never been on any event even remotely like the Dakar, but appreciating that it's likely to mean at least two weeks of living rough(-ish), as well as long days working, means I'm more keyed up that for any trip I can think of before.

I have been quite tetchy for the past few days, which isn't exactly ideal for our last days before a three-week seperation. Now I'm almost going, I think we're all a little emotional. A late night for New Year's Eve hasn't helped and Sam has already had a little "I don't want Daddy to go" sob.

Hopefully we'll all sleep well tonight and tomorrow I will be off by Taxi at about 0630 (always assuming I remember to book a cab now...) probably with a few tears.